Right ladies listen up 'cos I've had about enough of this.
When I'm looking at your facebook profile, it's because I saw your photo and decided I wanna sex you, or at least that I needed to see more and bigger photos to decide I wanna sex you.
But know that I am not the shallow man most take me for. I am, contrary to popular belief, a caring and sensitive individual, who ALWAYS has sex with women for their personality, not just their titties. Well ladies I can't be judging you on your personality, or lack thereof, when your facebook says "oh hell if you're reading this you already know me".
No I don't fucking already know you! It's fucking facebook!
And the even worse ones are the ones that say "Just ask me whatever you want to know"
Well what I want to fucking know, the million dollar question I would like to ask you, is what you would put on a facebook profile if you were to sum yourself up as briefly as possible. CAN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT?
And in conclusion - sorry ladies but you just talked yourself out of my sex.
But you were probably minging anyway.
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