Monday, August 18

Sunday Fucking Funday

First of all, might I just say that the reason I haven't posted for a while is because I was on holiday and it was AWESOME! 7 days in the sun with copious amounts of alcohol is always going to amount to some crazy shenanigans and fantastic adventures, which is exactly what happened.

Towards the end I felt like I really wanted to come home but now I'm here I want nothing more than to go back. It was a fantastic place but I missed being away from my home comforts like my own bed, flushing toilet paper, and of course my huge porn collection.

Since the holiday I've come home to find myself unemployed which is taking a little getting used to. I find that it usually takes a week or two for it to sink in that you haven't got a job and you need to get one - until then you just enjoy being off work - but meanwhile it's hard to get motivated to do anything. That's the period I'm in now.

In other news, as some of you may know I've been trying to lose some weight for a couple of months now. I haven't been keeping people updated because I'm well aware nobody gives a shit, but today I reached a milestone that I think is worth mentioning. As of today I now FINALLY weigh less than 15 stone. I figured out the key - less food, more Jack Daniels! Dieting is so much fun!

The other miraculous discovery I've just made is 80p Sundays in liquid! SUNDAY FUCKING FUNDAY!

Sundays are dead. Long live Sundays!

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