The most fun you can eat for 45p

Most recently I have spent my days:

• Being mauled in my sleep by an over-friendly labrador and a hyper staffy.
• Putting in some hours in the vain hope of finally seeing an Xbox game through to completion.
• Avoiding college work, in an attempt to continue my life long habit as a filthy dropout.
  
• Hunting around ASDA for cheap bread produce, failing, and instead attempting to get the best possible use out of 45p.

For the record, the best use of 45p in ASDA is two tins of 17p soup and a 10p bag of Haribo Fangtastics, and you get 1p change!