I need a new job

I've been looking at houses to rent or buy and the conclusion i've come to is i need a new job. I like my job so it's a shame but it just doesn't pay enough for me to comfortably be able to get my own flat.

I could ask for a raise but it wouldn't be a big one because it's not a high paying industry, for example my boss who was 20 years experience and is the manager of all the company operations only gets paid about £5k more than i do.

So i'm currently accepting job offers, send them on a postcard or with a self addressed envelope to Swinstead for president, PO box 123456.

Swinstead is dead. Long live Swinstead.